IT'S A TRAP!!!
NO, WAIT, IT'S A PERFORGY!!!
We're back, baby. Here are the rules, same as always:
1) If you come, you must perform.
2) Anything can be a performance and a performance can be anything.
3) Be nice, no heckling, no talking over the performer, generally treat people like you want them to treat you.
May the force be with you. Always.