I stayed online and on the phone for over an hour just to finally get shut down. Mail order (lottery now I suppose) gave me two Jones Beach 6/2 but that was all. (which I have to trade for another Jones Beach).

I know the tickets are ridiculous right now. I just want anything for face that will get me through the gate.

If you can hook me up with a Fenway, I'll even take that shitty seat for Knoxville from you in the deal. Everybody else already has their shitty Knox seats.