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URGENT ALERT IN YOUR CITY...
Posted October 6th, 2009 - 1:32 pm by from Ocotlan de Morelos, Mexico (Permalink)
URGENT ALERT IN YOUR CITY...

MISSING...MISSING...MISSING...MISSING!!!

MY LOVE IS MISSING...
man with beard and ukulele and bike stolen from my front lawn last week. man is hairy and french. bike is a one-speed with a flag and hearts on it. the hearts may have been removed! this love was pure beautiful and really really fun to ride.

NO REWARDS...NO REWARDS...NO REWARDS....

i dont even want the bike back (even though it was brand new). NO. i just made this post and flyers to tell you that i hate you bike/man/LOVE thief. i hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit by a monster tortilla delivery truck. i hope my bike takes you straight to hell where you will never escape. i hope for your sake that my hoot is safe and happy and will come home to me soon.

SET ME LOVE FREE

please print and post flyers and contact me on any information leading to the capture of this deviant.
its in our hands now
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wishing, praying, hoping, dreaming

GROUP POST MADE BY: (Subgroup)URGENT HOOT ALERT in Mexico City...please join our efforts at http://www.couchsurfing.org/group.html?gid=23903

This group is like the already existing AMBER Alert Program...but better. It is a voluntary partnership between people...local people; between garbage men, nurses, law-enforcement officers, artists, one legged jamacan orphans, cupcake makers, tortilla princesses, broadcasters, love spreaders, transportation personal, the wireless industry, aborted fetuses, ukulele groupies...basically anyone- to activate an urgent bulletin in the most serious LOVE-abduction cases. The goal of an Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of the LOVE.

Every successful HOOT alert plan contains clearly defined activation criteria. The following guidance is designed to achieve a uniform, interoperable network of plans across the country, and to minimize potentially deadly delays because of confusion among varying jurisdictions. The following are criteria recommendations:

1)confirmation of LOVE abduction
2)serious risk of loss, harm or death of LOVE
3)as much significant descriptive information spread as soon possible
4)enter data into the National Stolen Love Information Center (NSLIC) system
5)contact hoot care and control...me for rescuing/capturing caring for, and finding its home

doing our part to make the world a safer more loving place to live...

Posted October 6th, 2009 - 3:12 pm by from Ocotlan de Morelos, Mexico (Permalink)
me ocurrió en este momento escribir lo español también...

URGENTE ALERTA EN SU CIUDAD ...

DESAPARECIDO...PERDIDO...DESAPARECIDO...PERDIDO...
¡Ayúdeme!¡Ayúdeme! por favor...¡Ayúdeme!

¡Ayúdeme Mi amor se desaparacio...
mi hombre (tiene una barba) con su ukelele y bicicleta ha sido robado de mi jardín delantero la semana pasada. mi amor, mi hombre tiene un munton de pelo y es francés. la bicicleta es una velocidad con una bandera y tiene corazóns pintadas. los corazones se pueden haber quitado! este amor era pura belleza y muy divertido de tener...

NINGUNA RECOMPENSA!!!NINGUNA RECOMPENSA!!!NINGUNA RECOMPENSA!!!

Ni quiero la bicicleta (a pesar de que era nueva). NO. Acabo de hacer este poste y volantes para decirte que te odio bicicleta/ hombre / AMOR ladrón. Espero que te montas en mi bicicleta sin casco y ser atropellado por un camión de reparto monstruo de tortilla. Espero que mi bicicleta te lleva directamente al infierno en el que no puedes faltar. Espero por tu bien que mi Hoot esta bien y feliz y que volve en mí casa pronto.

ME AMOR LIBRE, dejarlo solo

Espero tus palabras que mi amor esta contento

Posted October 6th, 2009 - 8:54 pm by from Ocotlan de Morelos, Mexico (Permalink)
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