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An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, were spending the day at the zoo. They saw lot's of children waiting in line to get their faces painted. they decided they would get their faces painted too.
While standing in line one little girl said to a freckled boy next to her, "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint on your face!"
Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head and began to cry. His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your freckles! When I was a little girl, I always wanted freckles." She than took her finder and traced it around the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful."
The boy looked up. "Really?" he asked hesitantly.
"Of course," said the grandmother. "Why just name one thing that's prettier than freckles."
The little boy thought for a moment and peered directly into grandmother's face and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."
A little girl asked her Grandma how old she was, Her Grandma
teasingly replied "I'm Not sure.".. The little girl said Grandma "Look in your underwear, "Mine says I am four."
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "
Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."
" Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning.
He had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.
When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green Army men in the cup.
She said "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
"We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.
We rode our pony.
We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you.