• I would like to invite home the guy who kindly encouraged me to do a Spagat on the floor of his room on the very early morning of the 16th December, before I left for Guatemala, and whose real name I don't know because nobody uses real names in this city. His flatmates, who allowed me tacitly to walk on their floor and use their hygiene facilities, are also welcome. I guarantee high-quality hoovering and extra-comfort toilet paper.

    Because it is very irritating to read private messages on public forums, I also invite anybody who can give me a good reason for that -but no guarantees are given there.

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