CURRENT MISSION

To meet new people and discover this new city at the same time

ABOUT ME

Well, I am a German/English Scot who lived in Australia and France but am now living in Berlin. I was running around terrorising French people eating berret's and wearing baguettes, but now it's the Germans with beer and sausages - or something like that, I don't like bullshit in my life, so I expect none from anyone and they will receive none from me, I don't cry over spilt milk but make that a scotch and I may just have to....I think I may very well be a fun, easy going, well travelled writer. I love meeting new people and making new friends from all over the world. Looking for open minded fun people to connect with.

PHILOSOPHY

So I am the busty babe with attitude that can dispose of unwanted remains for a low price! My bust and beauty are a must have as I am not sure how many of my clients would want to have such delicate matters attended to by someone who looked like they had been hit by a freight train, shat on by a bird and dragged home by the cat! Just read these testimonies...

"Bone Grinders Inc. really came through for me in my time of need, I would of surely been screwed for 44 murders instead of 15....and though my homosexuality prevents me from seeing Anouska sexually, I must say - nice rack!" The late Jeffrey Dahmer

"Disposal has become a problem for the Family as the East River is starting to have too many "dead weights" in it, the sexy Anouska from Bone Grinders Inc. is a valuable member of our "Family" thanks to her "No questions" policy and discrete disposal" Antonio Mancini

"I own Amerika, so I must be smart, wenever a member of my administreetion has some reemark about my quotes or speelling, I have the CIA kille them ded. Not wanteing to bother the panises at Cingress to get reid of the bodey, I call Anouska at Bone Grinders Inc. She does good job. And if I didn't love mysellf soo much, I would be a Bill Clinton for her." Complete moron, George W Bush, President of USA.

"The luscious Anouska has disposed of many bodies for me, my only complaint is that she took vacation time when I needed her to dispose of two more...got me into a bit of hot water over that one" OJ Simpson.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I am happy to host and to act as tour guide/beer buddy, or just a general crazy pain in the ass - getting arrested for having too good of a time can happen but hey, I will be right there with you in the watch house :)

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I have only hosted, but it has been awesome. Spent NYE with a Brother/Sister duo whom I was hosting, had a blast with them and Banana Phone (more information given upon request XD)

兴趣

Writing, reading, music, pubs, clubs, guitar, discovering, photography

• cats
• dogs
• writing
• photography
• beauty
• cooking
• beer
• running
• clubbing
• pub crawls
• reading
• music
• guitar
• bungee jumping
• tourism

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Bungee jumping in Aus
Halloween in NYC
Running through an abandoned Amusement park being chased by security and a dog
Held Elmo hostage :)

教，学，和分享

I can't teach you anything, but my invisible friend Allistar can teach you everything from cooking to motorsports to reading Sandscript. He is awesome!!!!

我游览过的国家

Andorra, Belgium, China, Denmark, Italy, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States

我居住过的国家

Australia, France, Germany, United Kingdom