CURRENT MISSION

житло

ABOUT ME

I'm full of wits, charm... guts, black stuff, & about fifty Primal Strips. Hmm, that Oxford comma looks awkward with the ampersand and I wonder if people will recognize the Simpsons reference without brand name beef snacks. I never worked as a copy editor, though if I ever quit my day job I wouldn't find it tedious.

Basically, I spend my time collecting amusing experiences and turning them into brilliant stories. I want to try everything I can, if only for the anecdotes. Taking in/on the world is always better with someone offering insight, a steady hand, and a knowing grin.

PHILOSOPHY

"I am a home"

Interests

I'll try anything once! I love a good adventure.

• traveling
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

I listen to nothing but sea shanties and whale songs...
And watch nothing but documentaries and read nothing but non-fiction.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

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