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Overview

  • 32 references 19 Confirmed & Positive
  • Learning English
  • 41, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • cat owner, proud
  • bachelor of arts- university of cincinnati
  • From born in minot, nd but grew up in cincinnati, oh
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

seven cats

ABOUT ME

house-trained, docile, loyal. your best friend.

PHILOSOPHY

i looked at the man in the mirror and it cracked. i picked up the pieces of glass and repaired my soul. because souls are made of glass and glass breaks easily (like souls) and can fit back together easily like puzzle pieces. puzzles, isn't life a puzzle that we have to maze our way through? but if we see the forest in the clearing, then we've understood the big picture. puzzle is a funny word

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

you want a couch? well i want one too!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

to those of you who's couches i have crashed, you have all been extremely wonderful.

Interests

talking about the weather. asking people what they do for a living. giving advice when it isn't necessary. telling people how to raise their children. arguing just for the sake of arguing. talking about stuff i'll never do, like getting my cats to use my toilet. i also like to fight and dine and dash

  • cats
  • books
  • perfumes
  • dining
  • beer
  • drinking
  • puzzles
  • dumpster diving
  • hiking
  • backpacking
  • scuba diving

Music, Movies, and Books

movies: nicholas kim coppola (hitherto known as nic cage), nephew of francis ford copolla whose daugther sophia coppola directed scarlet johansson in her underwear in a film that starred the baddest dude ever, bill murray. and he was in fantastic mr fox co-starring george clooney, who co-starred with ryan gosling in ides of march who was in stupid crazy love, with KEVIN BACON!

if that didn't freaking blow your mind, you don't have a mind

i love the books and music. i'm probably better at reading and listening than you are.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

backpacking in the adirondacks in aught six- my most favorite hike.

no plan, no agenda: new year's eve

'03- n'awlins
'04- dingle, ireland
'05- gisborne, new zealand
'06- buenos aires
'07- waikiki, hawaii
'08- chicago
'09- nashville
'10- new york city
'11- washington dc
'12- guatemala city
'13- atlanta
'14- pittsburgh

Teach, Learn, Share

far be it for me to teach, learn, share anything with anyone, but, but, i do know a thing or two about a thing or two. bars. i know bars. on weekends you're going to want to, as the bird flies, pregame at your place or a friends for a few hours. then you hit up the cheap joints for a few and make jokes about the guy playing songs at the juke because of his horrible taste. then you go out and spend a lot of money and wake up with your eyebrows shaved on the wrong side of town wearing embarrasing underwear cuddled with some guy named raul who's holding an umbrella. but since i don't do that, here's how i roll. and i have my friend dennis for teaching and sharing (and i learning) this real neat trick. say you really want to have a good time at the bars with your friends or dudes, but you haven't much money! go shorties. in essence, it's leftover drinks. just look for preloved drinks and drink it. it's like dumpster diving, but for either thrill seekers or alcoholics. also, and i cannot stress this enough, if you see a bartender about to waste any form of alcohol... for instance say, the keg runs dry and the barkeep is about to pour the glass down the drain. simply yell, "ho there! barkeep refrain from neglecting my want of disregarded beer! send her my way. my name's kris. what's your phone number? you say you haven't a phone? just your name will do. i'll find you on facebook. no it's ok, you don't have to divulgde your last name. i'll sift through all the jennifer's till i find you. i don't have a lot going on." the point is, is that you end up on the wrong side of town wearing embarrasing underwear cuddled up with some guy named raul, either way.

What I Can Share with Hosts

my fridge, books, car, stolen internet, fucking information, bus schedules, all kinds of shit

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Czech Republic, Fiji, France, Germany, Guatemala, Honduras, Ireland, New Zealand, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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