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  • 82 references 62 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Danish, English; learning German, Spanish
  • 37, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • Doing my Master in Modern Culture/Litterature, working in...
  • 3 years of studying Litterature and all i got was this lo...
  • From Kalundborg, Sjælland, Denmark
  • Profile 95% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Decorate my room in an amazingly funky fashion so that people will think i'm cool without me even having to speak, that and to increase my tea spoon collection to the level of "Super Awesome", which is the highest level in Tea Spooning that i know of

ABOUT ME

Hey There

I'm young......

And then some.

My name is Tue Gonzo, i come from Denmark and live in the danish capitol of Copenhagen.

I'm currently on my Msster in Modern Culture/Litterature at the University of Copenhagen, which i enjoy and it doesn't take up that much of my time, humanistic scheiss ya know ;)

Other than that i spend a lot my time working in a daycare with small babies, which i find to be a lot of fun, and a wonderful way to make dem Dollaz!

And of course i do a lot of sports, mainly Basketall, Sportsclimbing and running/marathon running, i do this partially because i like it, partially because i don't know how not do it, and partially because i really like eating a LOT and a big amount of sports is the only way i know that makes me able to continue this lifestyle.

As most people on this page, i like to have fun, and not neccesarily with people i already know.
There seems to be an extra thrill in hanging out with strangers, you learn a lot about yourself and others.

That's about all i have time to write at the moment, i hope that you found it to be super duper interesting, otherwise i have failed you Internet, and i apologise for wasting your time.

Salutations People!

From

Tulle Gonzo

PHILOSOPHY

My personal philosophy is a long and complicated road to walk down, first of all "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" i always feel that is really "The pause that refreshes"

Also "A diamond is forever" and "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken"

What i recently started thinking about was that "With a name like Smuckers... it has to be good".

Sometimes when you face the harder aspects of life, you just have to "Be all that you can be" and sometimes it helps to "Obey your thirst"

Every once in a while you just have to ask "Have you met life today?" and if you really love something, you have to scream the name from the top of your lungs "I want my MTV!" and if some homeless person tries to stop you, murder is always a possibility "Just do it".

Perhaps this homeless person is beautiful, but then again "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline"

And finally, if you find my personal philosophy funny, you're probably thinking "I'm lovin it" right now.

Whoop Whoop!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I'm going to host as many people as possible for the rest of my life life life!!!!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've had many experiences with couchsurfing these last couple of years, i can't even remember how long i've been doing this jazzy jive anymore.

But anyways, i've had lots and lots of fun from this project, i've stayed in a squat in Amsterdam, collectives in Sweden, seen movies, played football, couchsurfed the whole way from Cairo to Copenhagen, had great discussions, smoked pot and what not, you learn so much more about a culture, by actually living the culture.

It's a wonderful Welt!

And it's sooooo BIG!

Interests

I like reading,climbing, running (away from my responsibility),Basketball, music, movies, all the general interest areas of a well functioning human being.

Oh yes, hitchhiking and doing stuff for the German NGO Viva Con Agua is also on my top 5 interests, BOOYA!

Other than that, in our little Collective (3 people, does that count as a collective? please say yes, even if you don't think so, i simply can't stand to be wrong, thank you for agreeing with me even though i'm being unreasonable, i often get like that if i haven't had enough to eat, let's continue)

We really like playing boardgames (possibly with a bit of weed and wine, but not neccesarily) and then watching movies, music or shows on our wonderful home cinema, does that count as an interest?

I'd like to think that it does, but you never know.

Oh yeah, and of course, i Loves tha travels!

  • culture
  • fashion
  • dining
  • cooking
  • wine
  • coffee
  • marathon
  • running
  • partying
  • movies
  • reading
  • music
  • sports
  • basketball
  • rock climbing
  • soccer
  • hitchhiking

Music, Movies, and Books

I'm not a big fan of making lists of pre-made conversation topics, it feels like cheating.

It's like wearing a funny hat, if the conversation at some point get boring, you can always say "Hey, look at my funny hat!"

So, i won't write anything, but i talk about movies, music and books constantly anyway, so if you wanna talk about that, just ask.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

If i should pick any one story, it would be..........................:

I was once abducted by ALIENS!
No wait, that's something different, another time another place i guess, same, same but different, takes one to know one, liar liar pants on fire, well, that's just like your opinion man.

Conclusion: Story overload, i'll go make some coffee.

Oh, yeah one amazing thing is that i can eat stuff for breakfeast, that people wouldn't normally eat for breakfeast, like spaghetti or Feelings.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: Me and my roomate Magnus know a bunch of different tricks with our body parts, it may sound strange, it may sound uninteresting, but it's actually both! So come on down to Chinatown and let's start the show, woohoo!

Learn: If you can do some cool trick with your body parts that i can use to entertain the children in the daycare, that would totally kick ass, other than that, some different cooking tips would be nice, i like eating my way through culture exchange.

And also if you can do some trick with your eyeball or something like that, you'll be a big hit with my stonerfriends.

Share: I don't know, we can kick your arsch in Basketball, i can leave you dangling on a climbing wall, i can take you running so you think you're gonna die and we can cook some food so it feels like a party in your mouth and everyone is invited:

Was that what CS meant with "Share"?
Who cares' we're totally autonomous like Batman!

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Colombia, Denmark, Egypt, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Jordan, Lebanon, Netherlands, Norway, Serbia, Slovakia, Sweden, Syrian Arab Republic, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

Colombia, Denmark

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