Double vaxed if you care, because I certainly don't care if you are. I'm obviously not 79 but it's to weed out the predatory types. I'm so smart.

Hosts: If you are a dude with no other surfers in your history or if you only particularly host women, PASS! I will hang out with you, just don't be weird.

This will be my first surf post-Covid and I'm super hyped. After travelling the world 8 years, I made the mistake of returning back to Canada, and not only can I not deal with the weather I am horribly bored! I plan to trip around the states for awhile, working remotely.

ABOUT ME

I do things on a whim. I travel alone but not for long because my giant mouth generally draws in unsuspecting passersby and they fall in love with the essence that is my insanity. But for real. I'm easy going, I enjoy enthralling strangers with my tales. I enjoy small furry creatures (including humans), making fun of eachother's accents, punk rock, horrible movies, anything retro. I'm a "come with" person. You know that person you call at 3 am because you have some kind of zany idea and they always participate? That's me. I rarely say no to the bizarre.

PHILOSOPHY

Stop thinking and do stuff. It's 50/50 on this working for me.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I'm a regular in my local group but due to COVID, despite our low rates and everyone being vaccinated no one ever goes outside. You can imagine how fun that is when it is the tundra outside.

By having charisma and maybe buying you some alcohol and cake. I will definitely entertain you and dazzle you with absolutely trivial knowledge. Want to learn horribly accented Quebecois French? Of course you do. I also take care of pets.

Had great experience in other countries, let's see if the States can offer the same.

Interests

- Music scenes
-Horrible bars
-Photography of random and useless things
- Scaring and charming people simultaneously
-Doing weird things to my hair
- Trying to catch passing animals
-Karaoke.
-Working out

• animals
• photography
• perfumes
• dining
• working out
• nightlife
• movies
• traveling
• music
• karaoke
• business
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

Old B movies, pretentious foreign movies. David Lynch that kind of thing. We will have some music in common, for I love everything, you won't believe it until you see my mp3 player, and living in China has enabled me to do way too much karaoke so trust me, music is covered. Do you like Chuck Palahniuk? So do I!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Got on a plane to China with no real information and made a career out of it. And somehow 5 nights a week sang No Doubt and Mdonna covers in a Filipino bar. Seriously.

Teach, Learn, Share

Want to better your english or french? Or do you want to learn how to bake things that taste good and will make you fat? We're in business then. Also, true story, I was a nightclub singer in Shanghai. Got any requests?Sometimes I am 4-20 accessible...even better.

What I Can Share with Hosts

My dazzling smile and charming personality. I'm helpful, I know where things are. In the future, maybe we can travel together as this has spawned a few opportunities for co-travel which I'm always looking for new travel buddies.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Canada, China, Cyprus, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Israel, Italy, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Romania, Serbia, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Canada, China, Turkey, United States