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Overview

  • 63 references 53 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English; learning Persian (Farsi), Russian
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • свободный художник и холодный философ
  • with a stick
  • From there used to be more cows than men
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

encounter the great bird

ABOUT ME

I think it is hard to say it all about... hell no it's not , I'm a a diabolical frog from another dimension, and I reached your very world in order to reign over your pathetic universe. I am selfish, utterly machiavelic and close-minded. Most of all, I hate travelling and meeting new people, that's why I'm on couchsurfing.
I surely hope you skip my profile, so that I don't waste my time reading your boring request.

PS:à mes amis francophones qui n'ont, hélas ! pas le temps de réaliser qu'il s'agit aussi de ma langue natale, merci pour vos tentatives de prose anglaise, une vraie gourmandise.

Another guy born in the city of Geneva, who grew up in the neigh -boring french countryside. For what it's worth I am swiss and french. French-swiss. French and swiss french. Got it?

I don't know what it is to be a mexican alien running in the yellow fields of Texas, but I know what it is to travel with couchsurfing for almost half a year being illegaly registered (not as bad as the previous case I presume). Thankfully I now have the couchsurfing visa:)

So many things I love, many that revolt me, desperatly many I don't even know about yet. Well, I'm working on it.

PHILOSOPHY

he said it all, didn't he ?

However, in case you failed to seize the quintessence of this secret to the meaning of life I generously revealed you, do not worry, for there is more!
and it's from the trendiest writer of Alpha Centauri, Nicolas Bouvier (Le Poisson-scorpion )

"On ne voyage pas pour se garnir d'exotisme et d'anecdotes comme un sapin de Noël,
mais pour que la route vous plume,
vous rince,
vous essore,
vous rende comme ces serviettes élimées par les lessives qu'on vous tend avec un éclat de savon dans les bordels."
tip : the last word means brothels

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I empty your fridge, disturb your sleep, break your things apart and flee to switzerland with your money in my pockets, obviously

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

some

Interests

the anticipated reproductive cycle of the revolutionary bolivian three-winged Drosophila when in captivity and its effects on primitive afghan albino seals societies' nonontological ethics of pure inexistence.

  • writing
  • ethics
  • running
  • reading
  • traveling
  • cycling

Music, Movies, and Books

Liturgical compositions of the IXth century; all which followed is nothing but impious noise. However, I could introduce you to melodious flavours from many parts of our world, if you'd be foolish enough to ask. It is pure abomination !

I once heard herr Goethe assumed he learned how to read well by his seventieth spring, and I still have no clue about the gibberish I am typing here.

24 pictures per second is hard to follow for my neanderthal neocortex, but some movies I haven't felt asleep in between I do like, yes. Better I continue my game of chess with the grim reaper, since I'm not check yet.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I ventured through the dazzling alleys of Niš, Serbia and, astonished by their endless wonders, I fell down in awe for the town's bucolic magnificence.

Teach, Learn, Share

i'm only looking for a roof, but very open to extras

Countries I’ve Visited

Armenia, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Hungary, Iran, Italy, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Tunisia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Switzerland

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