CURRENT MISSION

People not reading their host's profile end up in illegal organ transplantation clinics

ABOUT ME

I don't have couch for people who don't carefully read my profile :)

jalanajak means "barefooted" in Tatar. I like walking on my bare feet.

CHA_mpagne and MIL_lionaire, these two words will help you pronounce my name

likes:
girls, driving, volleyball, politics, history, bike, dog, dancing salsa and drum'n'bass...........
dislikes: queues, naggers, chef, cops (especially road cops), tax inspectors, politicians (all of them are liars, except me), soap operas and reality shows on TV

PHILOSOPHY

Egoism, involvement and devotion.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I give shelter in Kazan and/or guide through the city.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Experienced

Interests

my beloved city, human rights, languages and translation, history, buildings and constructions, maps and schemes

• dogs
• dancing
• human rights
• running
• walking
• drinking
• clothing
• politics
• reading
• tv
• knitting
• cycling
• spelunking
• camping
• volleyball
• swimming
• cartography
• history
• languages
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

Taxi-2, Slumdog Millionaire, Shutter Island
Guano Apes, System of a Down, Zulya
Jonathan Livingston seagull, Roadside Picnic

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

spent half an hour on a disposal field with an irritating smell. been chased by the guards and managed to get out.
partook in naked-swimming tonight and managed to escape without being noticed by aged neighbours.
got inside and out of a really narrow natural cave with the torch running out of power, no helmet and proper clothing, the caving experience being first in my life ever.
got a ride in a truck with hay and crazy driver.
FC Rubin Kazan winning Barcelona 2:1 at the Camp Nou stadium.

Teach, Learn, Share

teach you speak English, Turkish, Tatar, Russian and Arabic UPD: and now basics of French B-)
teach you drive (really, i'm experienced), on your car
teach you blindtyping
teach you as much darbooka as i know
teach you brew COFFFEEEE!
teach you drink mate
teach you make narguile
teach you moving ears
teach you how to snap off factory-locked cell phones
teach you swimming
teach you drinking
teach you binge drinking
teach you pray like muslim
teach you louse around
teach you how to mitigate headache using finger and nail
teach you make sour cabbage
teach you anything except knitting.
if you want me to teach you to pilot a boeing or speak Chinese, just give me 5 more minutes.

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