CURRENT MISSION

I rather die eaten by an aligator than from swine flu.

ABOUT ME
I love trees and birds and New-York city and swimming. And camping and hiking and baking. And rock climbing and gardenning and kayaking. And road trips.
I'm in journalism school, I write about stuff... Which reminds me of that Jon Lajoie song that says: «You talk to me about stuff... why? I rather see your titties»
I think life is fun, and I LOVE fun. I think I am a very positive person, and pretty fearless too, even if I'm afraid of bees.
I studied cinema in college, and so I love what other people call «Boring Movies».

I also want to conquer the world, on the side.

Things you should know:
-I am not looking for romance
-My favorite color is yellow

PHILOSOPHY

«Walls are the foundations of all humans» (Daniel Quinn)
"Sanity is not statistical" (George Orwell)

Perché sono iscritto su Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I talk about CS a lot. A. LOT.

Whenever I'll have a home, I'll have a couch available. Or a hammac.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I met incredible people in incredible places!

Interessi

Haunted houses and villages, cooking from scratch, coffee, history, sociology, mandarin, etymology, and PEOPLE. And I love learning, it's my favorite thing.

Current project: Learn to snowboard and become Shaun White

• dogs
• birds
• coloring
• perfumes
• cooking
• cheese
• coffee
• baking
• movies
• hiking
• kayaking
• camping
• snowboarding
• rock climbing
• swimming
• etymology
• history
• journalism
• sociology
• road trips

Musica, film e libri

I like travel movies, horror movies, artsy independent movies, documentaries, and funny movies, and I can enjoy other types of movies as well. I don't like "We bought a zoo".

Books that changed my life---Sometimes it's not the book more than the moment it is read:
I like Dystopian novels from Margaret Artwood and Orwell and Huxley. I like fiction that is based on facts. I remember feeling transformed when I read The Alchemist (Cohelo), Ishmael (Quinn) and Awareness (de Mello). I am currently reading a lot about mental illness. And I love Patrick Sénécal and Houellebecq.

I enjoy music as long as it is not noise but music. I tend to moreon the mellow side, I like cooking with Jazz and waking up with cute French café songs.

Una cosa incredibile che ho fatto

I saw two Jellyfishes, the size of my forearm, having sex. It was violent.

Insegna, impara, condividi

-The length of an alligator's nose in inches equals the length of it's body in feet.
-Make sure you declare owning more than 20$ if asked at the USA border, or you'll be denied access.
-If you take a train, KEEP YOUR TICKET UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF THE STATION.
-An earth worm has 10 hearts and 2 sexes (male and female)
-If the sky turns pink as sun sets, the following day will be sunny
-Spraying perfume in your mouth is not as tasty as it smells
-Bottled water is toxic, for the plastic fills it with phtalhates and bisphenol
-You can eliminate the chlorine drank from a liter of water with only the quarter of an orange
-Playing with a wheelchair can potentially cut your fingers open.
-Eating watermelon twice a day will keep you comfortable even if the weather is boiling
-Spreading crushed garlic on your skin heals eczema or other fungus related skin disease
-Eating raw garlic keeps you from catching a cold
-Apparently, Grizzly bears won't eat you if you play dead, for you'll smell like fresh meat and they are more into rotten, so they'll rather wait till you ferment... any infos?
-A cockroach can live up to 10 days if you cut her head; after what she will die of hunger.
-Black bears don't like rotten hot dogs.
-Wolverines DO exist, tho they are rare and up northern Canada (Not in X men only).
-If you throw an empty glass bottle to a rock, it will explode, come back to you and hurt you. Please recycle glass instead.
-Some people do believe in dwarfs and crystals. Meet them, you don't know how much they know.
-It is always a good idea to have somebody, somewhere, knowing the matriculation number of the car you're in if it's not yours nor your friend's
-In most bathrooms of China, there is no toilet paper.
-In most parts of China, there are no tampons or deodorant.
-Raccoons are clever.
-Anything that smells bad tastes bad, except if you are certain it's cheese.
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www.woodstockenbeauce.qc.ca
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