My name is Django! I'm a good boy. Want to be friends? I LOVE FRIENDS! I also love STICKS! Sticks are the best! If you throw a stick, I will bring it back to you! It is the BEST GAME! We can play it for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours! My three favorite things are sticks, the teddy bear outside that I pee on and have my way with, and... did I mention I love sticks? Oh! I also love pooping.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Couchsurfers smell like hippies. I love smelling things. Also, I will let you rub my belly and tell me how pretty I am. I like that. If you don't rub my belly, then I can eat your shoes, and shoes are DELICIOUS!!!

My humans say that you cannot stay on my couch unless you drink lots of beer with them. LUCKY! Beer is sooooo good, but they won't let me have any unless they already had a bunch of them.

To be considered, acknowledge this beer disclaimer by integrating the word "sticks" into your couch request. The more times you say sticks, the more excited I will be about you coming to throw sticks with me. YAY!

Interests

I like to roll around in dead animals.

• being a dog
• sticks
• pooping
• eating things that are not food
• tennis balls
• having no concept of my own mortality

Music, Movies, and Books

Papa makes music! He's my favorite!
www.kyleschieffer.com

Also, Call of the Wild and Balto and Snow Dogs and all of those husky clichés that I'm supposed to say here.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I have a certificate on the fridge! It says, "Certificate of Neuter Alteration." I don't know what that means, but my human says it's my greatest accomplishment!

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you to place less value in your worldly possessions, especially if they are delicious backpacker shoes marinated for months in hippie sweat.

What I Can Share with Hosts

I am SO pretty.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Spain, United Kingdom, United States