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Overview

  • 11 references 5 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, German; learning French, Hebrew (modern), Spanish
  • 37, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • I study History and Sociology.
  • I am very smart. And educated, sophisticated you could say.
  • From Bonn
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

no mission, because there can be no greater mission than being awesome. and that i already am.

ABOUT ME

I am a student from Berlin, Germany.
The academic year of 11/12 I spent in Granada, Spain to escape the German winter ( didn't really work as the Spanish seem to not have understood the concept of isolating buildings or installing proper heating. The winter itself was less aggressive but because you couldn't escape the -mild- cold anywhere, the experience was worse than what I was used to from cold old GErmany)and improve my Spanish ( which only worked to some degree due to different social obligations which kept me from doing things which I like to call "having a future stuff").
I am living in a shared flat and would like to drink as much beer with my guests as possible. So if youre looking for someone you can drink beer with, dont hesitate writing. Also, if space, time and flatmates allow, I will be able to host you.
Because I know people and my life experience ( lets call it wisdom) helps me evaluate them from an objective point of view, I can proudly say, that I am a very nice person. Intelligent and good looking.
I am a great fan of David Hasselhoff ( as all Germans, don't let yourself be fooled, some tell otherwise: they lie) and besides studying History and Sociology I also study the work of famous Austrian artist Arnold SChwarzenegger.
Because there is no way of getting the feeling of being home faster than by drinking beer (not my philosophic thought but Bukowski's and most likely quoted incorrectly), I recommend you bring a good amount of thirst with you.

PHILOSOPHY

Don't you dare hasseling the Hoff.
Why do I live my life? Thats Bullshit, isn't it?!
Feelings: I am a cold and calculating machine, built to destroy, constructed to kill. One day I am gonna find and terminate John Connor and that moment will be one dominated by a perverted kind of duty fulfillment, maybe luck, but as that moment has not come yet, I can not tell. What I can tell is that I know no feelings.At least I know now why you cry, but that is something I can never do.
No Thoughts.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I've hosted some people over the years, some in Germany, some in Spain. With some I'm even still facebook friends.
Also I surfed several times and will continue doing that as traveling in the old-school tourist style has lost its appeal to me due to the fact that you only get to see the expensive, touristy side of the place you're in. that sucks, right? I don't want to spend 4€ on a beer! Come on!!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Had some couchsurfers in our flat over the last two and a half years. I have always been nice to them. They were nice too, but here is not the place and now is not the time, right?

Interests

David Hasselhoff, Arnold Scgwarzenegger, Rocky Balboa, reading on the toilet, watching movies, drinking beer, water when I'm thirsty, eating when I'm hungry. Sometimes I drink even though I'm not thirsty at all. I guess that's one of those German things people keep telling me about.

  • writing
  • beer
  • drinking
  • movies
  • reading
  • traveling
  • history
  • sociology

Music, Movies, and Books

Rocky Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4,Rocky 6.
Rambo, Rambo2, Rambo3, Rambo4.
then I like music, I listen to almost anything but too much guitar aint no good. Makes my head implode, you cant see it but there is some reaction within the skull, it doesnt kill but it paralyzes my thoughts. not like some kind of really bad hang-over, more like some kind of really exhausting hypnosis. I try to avoid that, obviously.
I like good weather. Therefor I like the hemingway: Africa, the caribean, drunk men killing deadly animals: what more can you wish for ( Maybe to have the prtagonist survive only fucking once - even though I've just spoilerd all of Hemingway for you and if not yet: If it's not him, the protagonist, it's his love interest, maybe even his child, with the protagonist though, you almost can't go wrong) . Also I like Bukowski.He could be so sad but he just doesnt care. I like that.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought if I ever finished school,m that would come as a surprise to me. When it actually came, it was no surprise, it wasnt even something special. So come on: does it really matter what youre proud of today?

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to stop worrying and love the bomb.

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