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Overview

  • 34 references 16 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Arabic, English, French, German, Italian
  • 35, Female
  • Member since 2012
  • Cinema cinema, cinema, reading, reading, reading.
  • My own backyard.
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Set The World Afire.

ABOUT ME

Oh Gosh, no.

PHILOSOPHY

Yawn, CS, you bore me with your pseudo-intellectual, philosophical, nauseatingly optimistic awaited answer.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Paris: I attended some CS meetings - that was a waste of my precious 20 minutes - don't go for it, it's worse than anesthesia. You'll spend more time in the metro getting there than with the actual people as everyone is busy doing something right after. Party poopers.

Karlsruhe, Germany: I've created and enjoyed a good amount of events there. I've hosted some people and I don't know what to make of it. If you happen to be around the region, I can refer you to some amazing hosts who will gladly take you on board and show you a good time.

Belgium: I have been hosted all over and I enjoyed it a lot. However, Brussels is a nightmare for surfers and it's almost impossible to get a reply, a serious facelift is needed. Bloody hell!

Ljubljana, Slovenia: Possibly the worst meeting I ever attended. The CS "scene" is really something to spare yourself, especially the dominating ignorance of the average person. The city is pretty dead in the summer as everyone is out of town. Metelkova is a very nice initiative but highly overrated in my humble opinion. Cute place, but too small for my taste. The dragon kicks ass though.

Heidelberg: I started the bi-monthly CS Meetings in here and I'm pretty happy about it. Everyone I met has been stellar and I made a lot of friends and acquaintances pretty fast. Good thing that's over now. Been there, done that and got over it.

Lucca: My PhD is my priority, everything else has to wait. I live on campus, so I can't and won't host. Tough luck for you.

Bremen: My PhD (second year now, all grown up) is STILL my priority and although I have an available couch, the requests I've been getting have not been good enough, so it doesn't look like I'll be wasting my time meeting the next Emile Zola.

Berlin: PhD done, now doing a Post-Doc. Epically failing at chilling but loving the life here.

Interests

Being a genuine cow lover, I think that raw meat offers me a very satisfactory culinary experience and I love the feeling of leather on my skin. Nothing like a dead animal on me.
I have added to this amazing delicacy, my great enthusiasm for everything NON-bio and nuclear. The end is nigh for you, even if you're vegan (surprise, surprise). I would like to combine this set of skills with a truthfully polluting experience that further enhances my Carbon footprint in the world and paradoxically combine it with wearing a gas mask...Don't dish' it before you try it. I wanna exude as much C02 as possible and destroy everything around me. I fantasize about leaving a trail of wasteland wherever I go, invading city after city and turning them into a smog-infested dump and I know that you secretly enjoy post-apocalyptic photos, come on, don't hide it. I dream of running over cyclists and everyone who sleeps happily at night thinking that they are contributing to a more beautiful world, less polluted and healthier. I'm on to you! So in case you missed the memo, the only ethical position that you can really have is to realize that you can never be ethical enough, so cheers to a form of nihilist meta-ethics.

The truth is indeed out there, and guess what, it sucks.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Wearing fur, high-heels, lipstick.

Teach, Learn, Share

Not only can I teach you how to write your name (or anything else) in Arabic and give you basic survival language classes in case of an ISIS attack, but I know quite a lot of Soviet jokes if you can cope with the dark humor involved. I can also discuss the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during WWII anytime! What more can you ask for?

No, I won't cook for you.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Jordan, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Germany, Iceland, Italy, Lebanon

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