Bit of a dick. Thick skin. Make people uncomfortable with great ease. All bout a dance floor. If you have a dog back home, I'll actually consider visiting you - unlike those I tell I'll visit but I know I won't. No dog, no party.

Hate to have a carbon footprint. Hardcore vegan. Moral consideration of animals=Sexy AF. Might try to convert you. Will also cook for you. Free food! Yumm! But vegan, mwaha!

Film nut. 24/7 cats allergic; will pet nonetheless. Interested in Melenchon's, Corbyn's and Petro's views. Tankie.

I will make a looooot of questions about where you come from. I like givers more than takers. Will show you microbreweries. Beer is the shit. I'm actually a gifted over-educated being. I'm a genius. Just a dick.

PHILOSOPHY
Insanity is comparative, who sets the norm?

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

Because people. Although big fuck off to CS for going for profit and now charging people to 'verify' them, you moneyhungry wankrs. Oh yeah, open-minded, friendly and all the love to Couchsurfing xoxo. Also, I want to meet someone from Corsica.

兴趣

Films, books, animals, sports, outdoors, dance, music, history, discussions, greenfriendliness and saving the fecking planet.

• animals
• film making
• dancing
• salsa dancing
• environment
• vegan
• traveling
• music
• cycling
• hiking
• hitchhiking
• food
• nature
• sustainability
• love

音乐、电影和书籍

Very inconsistent. Frusciante, Koriass, Oxmo Puccino, SALSA, Balkan Beat Box, Nicola Cruz, Warpaint, Dancehall, Trip-hop, Jazz, BLou Reed, etc., etc., etc.

Sallinger, Carver, Chekhov, Kerouac, Bioy Casares, Borges, Hunter Thompson, Burroughs, Bukowski, Wilde, Salinger, Vargas Llosa, myself.

Kaufman, Linklater, Marc Forster, Gondry, Gaspar Noe, Woody, Fincher, Lynch, argentinean new wave, Iranian folks, among a wide range of others.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Was fed AS A homeless with the homeless not being a homeless.
Got negative in HIV test.
Donated blood in exchange of snacks.
Got 420 thru customs and didn't get caught.
Hitchhiked drug cartels-ruled states completely unaware.
Made it throu Quebequer winter. Gosh I hate snow.

教，学，和分享

How to be a dick and succeed at it. How to be a smoking hawtass animal-loving vegan. How to confront hobos and thugs and win their trust. Teach me anything, I like anythings.

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

Vegan cooking, bad jokes, deep insightful approaches to hummus.

我游览过的国家

Belgium, Canada, Ecuador, France, Guatemala, Mexico, Netherlands, Peru, Spain, United States

我居住过的国家

Canada, Colombia, United States

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