NOTE: DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF REQUESTS I GET FROM PEOPLE THAT DON'T BOTHER EVEN READING THROUGH A PROFILE I WON'T EVEN BOTHER READING YOUR REQUESTS UNLESS YOU'VE READ MY PROFILE THOROUGHLY AND GIVE ME A GENUINE REASON FOR COUCHSURFING AT MY PLACE. TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS START YOUR REQUEST WITH THE PHRASE "I'VE NEVER NEVER"

CURRENT MISSION

May we never regret this

ABOUT ME

I am a dynamic figure. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket My floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Jesus.

PHILOSOPHY

Let's make sure your life is a story worth telling. Live life with no regrets, become major. Live like a hero. That's what the classics teach us. Be a main character. Otherwise what is life for? These are the days that must happen to you.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

For the moment i am more than happy to host people that come into this great city and, if time permits, I show them around town but i'm always happy to invite them for a couple of drinks and perhaps dinner.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Well I've been lucky enough to be have been hosted in trips throughout Europe and I have had the pleasure to host a few people in the US and in Mexico City.

Interests

Get to know everything I can and live my life at its fullest potential.

• humanities
• dining
• cooking
• drinking
• reading
• origami

Music, Movies, and Books

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor
-Hodor, Game of Thrones

Food: all of it, except bananas, can't trust phallic shaped food.

Movies: Vanilla sky
Jules et jim (who hasn't thought of a love triangle among friends?)
le dérnier metro
Casablanca (only possible scenario where you can say here's looking at you kid, without looking like perv.)
Back to the Future

Books:
Hopscotch by Julio Cortazar
The count of monte cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Any Jules Vernes
Les miserables by victor hugo
Candide by voltaire

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

too many to mention

I got lost in Rome without a single dime in my pocket during the Champions league final, I somehow ended up at manchester utd hotel and met them.

Went to work to Panama, offices were taken by an angry mob

Appeared in Las Vegas after some crazy night out drinking.

Got ran over by a car in mexico city on my way to work, i lived to tell with a mildy parallyzed finger.

Teach, Learn, Share

People willing to teach who are those most willing to learn.